GET READY FOR THE OTAKU OBLITERATION!

Brace yourselves, anime fans! The apocalyptic reckoning has burst upon us. A {horrific force of nature threatens to wipe out the Japanese archipelago as we know it. possessed idols run rampant, everyday cosplayers stand defiant, and the only thing that keeps us alive is a mountain of snacks. The time for {denial{ is over! We must fight back in thi

Have you heard about the bunch of cats roaming wild in the city/suburbs/park? They're getting into mischief everywhere they go! These furry little rascals are jumping fences, stealing food. One even tried to hijack a pizza delivery! It's a feline frenzy situation! Keep your birds/fish/vegetables safe! Stay alert for these cunning creatures. Mayb